Happy Easter (Baby J dies and reanimates into this spiritual zombie) or Happy Hunting-the-shit-out-of-bunnies-and-force-them-to-excrete-their-sweet-delicious-eggs Day!

My mum is a very adorable and thoughtful person. Waking up to a beautiful peep basket full of Jelly Beans and other sweets I like made my morning. I really enjoy the little things my mum does for me, or anyone as a matter of fact. As my Easter present to her, I made a cinnamon swirl bread/cake that she can eat. Hope she likes it~

Hey old friend,

I haven’t really took the time to blog about vague thoughts or express some sort of feeling on my blog in a very long time. I kinda miss it. It could be that my life has gotten a little better, or I just have nothing to talk about. No, I am lying. I do have things to say, I just don’t feel the extreme need to rant here… or maybe I do, but I am just too embarrassed of my emotions. Nonetheless, I will try to keep the somewhat transparent relationship I once had with my blog, where I usually bleed my feelings onto the keyboard and spur out whatever comes to mind. I will try and make sure it is a balance between positive thoughts and angry rants, just so I can avoid sounding like a whining bitch. Just sayin’.

/endrantaboutnotranting

I feel like somebody just shat on my face, and the shit is hot, steamy, and putrid. In other words, a pretty shitty day.

An unaccomplished challenge (Sorry if this is long and annoying.)

I posted this challenge a while back, so I am going to accomplish all of them now cause I am bored.

1 - Your current Facebook Picture

2 - A picture of yourself a year ago.

3 - A picture that makes you smile.

4 - A picture of you when you were little.

(Don’t have one atm but here’s a picture of me making fun of my friend.)

5 - A picture with someone you love.

Herpin’ derpin’

6 - A picture of you with friends.

My friend’s celebration of getting accepted to the Naval Academy.

Prom

7 - A picture of you with family.

lol @ my dad’s face.

8 - A picture that your hair looks nice in.

With long hair (before I chopped it off)

with short…

9 - A picture of you with pets.

I don’t have a picture with them, but here’s all of them.

Sir Duke

Mr. Benji

San Lazaro

10 - A picture of you hugging someone.

Awkward hug is awkward. I have such a terrible posture.

11 - A picture of you and your best friend.

Missing a couple of folks.

12 -  A picture of you today.

Fuck that it’s 1 am.

13 - A picture of something you miss.

Homo erotic slumber parties

and riding bikes ;<

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FUCK YOU TOO GONZALESBIAN.